My name is Sarah. I'm an Aquarius. I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. And I did not kill anyone. Though with UKIP on the rise, it's only a matter of time.


Maria Hill convinced Reed Richards to accept takeaway deliveries in her name and then teleport them up to the Helicarrier. Sometimes her staff try to debate her about the ethical use of this power, but she offers them pizza and they go away.

Maria Hill convinced Reed Richards to accept takeaway deliveries in her name and then teleport them up to the Helicarrier. Sometimes her staff try to debate her about the ethical use of this power, but she offers them pizza and they go away.

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

fandomsandfeminism:

impuretale:

daggerpen:

gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life



I am not sure I have ever seen a better use of that reaction gif.

Fuck Ridley Scott. 

Uuuuugh. This movie is going to be a trainwreck.

fandomsandfeminism:

impuretale:

daggerpen:

gabzilla-z:

hylianears:

but they kept the servents black alright this is one of the ugliest things i’ve ever seen in my life

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I am not sure I have ever seen a better use of that reaction gif.

Fuck Ridley Scott. 

Uuuuugh. This movie is going to be a trainwreck.

(Source: darvinasafo)


Nick Fury thinks it is very strange how much people worry about female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on their period. He is not aware of any S.H.I.E.L.D. rule mandating if and when agents menstruate. He has lived a long life not bothering any woman about that kind of thing.

Nick Fury thinks it is very strange how much people worry about female S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on their period. He is not aware of any S.H.I.E.L.D. rule mandating if and when agents menstruate. He has lived a long life not bothering any woman about that kind of thing.

chrysalisamidst:

Cis ppl be like

(Source: fyportlandia)

justlikeordinary:

el-dispute:

uhhh yeah I don’t need to wear makeup but I like to and enjoy my appearance with it 

mhm I don’t need a filter but it looks cool and enhances the picture

nope I know I look fine in sweats and a t shirt but I feel like a fuckin princess in my dress

just do what you like and what makes you feel good ok ok 

a+

molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Anonymous asked:

Doctor,I'm having a horrible night. Please give me some advice,I'm actually afraid I might hurt myself.

talk-to-tennant:

      “Ahhh…. I dunno what to tell you, Nonnie; I don’t know what’s wrong. But I’ll tell you what: you are important. And no matter what’s happening, that’s not going to change. You’re the only one of you in the entire universe, nobody’s gonna be able to undermine that — not even yourself. Look: probably not going to believe me, and that’s all righ’, but look at it this way. Every moment you’ve existed, every second of that, you’ve been trying to get better. Sure, you might’ve made some mistakes here and there, and you’re not always sure what you’re doing, but you are trying to be better. Every part of your life right now, all added together, the good things and the bad things and the pain and even this moment, right now — you’re being the best person you can be. ‘Cause if it were possible to be better, you’d be doin’ it, wouldn’t you? 

            “You’re a product of the stars, Nonnie. Every part of your body’s  starlight, every single part of you’s young and new and you’re the universe, exploring itself. Stars and planets and galaxies all spiralled together, and exploded, and fell, and rose again and every moment of that atoms’ve been crashing into atoms and somewhere in all of that the universe thought it fit to make you. And, you know, doesn’t make you any more remarkable than the rest of the human race, but I’ll tell you what: it makes you incredible. ‘Cause you are the only one of you in the entirety of the universe, the only one of you to ever’ve come together like that and the only one of you that will ever come together like this again, and — blimey, Nonnie, you are brilliant. You are worth having here. You are worth knowing and worth loving and if you can’t see it, that’s okay, ‘cause every single person that loves you can. And, you know, I reckon we’re much more trustworthy than the people that are constantly trying to make you feel down ‘bout yourself, even if those people are yourself

              “Look at me, Nonnie. Look at me. I promise, it’s going to be okay. You’re stronger than this, you don’t need to hurt yourself — take deep breaths, seven seconds in and eleven seconds out. I know you’re strong enough, Nonnie, I swear to you thatyou’re stronger than you think and even if you’re not, I’m gonna be here to catch you. C’mere.” And suddenly, the Doctor was hugging them, more tightly and more passionately than he’d ever hugged anyone before — “I believe in you, Nonnie. No matter what I’m gonna believe in you, there’s not anything you can do to mess that up. It’s going to be all right. Sooner or later, it’s going to be okay. 

               ”I promise.” 

thethiefandtheangel:

Oh, I don’t love you, but I always will

probingtable requested Doctor/Master, hope you like it!